Texting for Jesus
August 4, 2009
As if spam on our e-mails isn’t bad enough, or telemarketers, now I’ve got the JESUS FREAKS sending me text messages!
Why don’t these people leave everybody alone? Why do they think that it IS God’s will that they convert every last human to believe in something that supposedly happened two thousand years ago. I say ‘supposedly’ not because I don’t doubt that Jesus did exist, rather I question what has been written about him for it’s accuracy. As explained in my previous post, “WHAT’S IN YOUR BIBLE?” it’s all hearsay! How do we know something actually occurred?
Well, it pissed me off to the extent that I called my cell carrier. I am not a text person – see no reason in it…, and don’t do it. I put a block on all text msgs to my phone. I have told all my friends not to text me, so they don’t. Why should I have to PAY for text messages from someone else; someone I don’t even know?
Yeah…, Jesus died for MY sins? Oh, ‘cmon! He didn’t die for anybody’s sins, you fools! That’s just the guilt trip the church has cooked up to scare everybody and keep them in line. That goes with the ‘devil’ stuff, too. The ‘devil’ is only the ‘darkness’ in man; lower tendencies. No, you blithering brainwashed idiots – Jesus did not DIE for ‘YOUR’ sins or those of anybody else. He was an example, just like other teachers: Buddha, Mohammad and on down the line. He wanted to show the possibilities of man, not his own superiority!
Don’t try to show this stuff down my throat. Believe what you want to believe but keep it to yourself. I have no use nor patience for those who think it’s their job to ‘save’ others.
I don’t need saving from anything, thank you!
Bible-Thumpers in Wal-Mart
January 28, 2009
Anyone old enough to remember the 60′s or 70′s, the term JESUS FREAK, aka ‘HOLY ROLLER’ knows that this is a person who is INTO JESUS. At every opportunity, they feel it is THEIR God-given right to try to convert the ‘sinners’ and ‘unsaved’ of the world.
Oooooh…, big mistake to come at me with the stuff. Take the case of the Christian woman in Wal-Mart.
I was chatting with a woman in the cat food aisle. Both of us had made many rescues of cats. At one point during the conversation I said,
“Well, I guess we’ll go to heaven for rescuing so many cats.”
From the other end of the aisle came a voice,
“Do YOU think YOU are going to go to heaven because you RESCUED CATS!!!”
I didn’t flinch. Calmly I turned to the source of the voice. A woman in a wheelchair with a man standing beside her was at the other end of the aisle.
“Excuse me, ma’am, but I don’t believe I was talking to you.” I said in a low voice.
“I’M a STRICT CHRISTIAN and YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY believe that YOU are going to go to HEAVEN for rescuing animals, do you?”
She started to go into a rant about believing in Jesus our Lord and I walked toward her, now raising my voice to drown her out. Her husband didn’t make a move or a sound to defend her.
“If you NEED to believe in a God of vengeance, a God who is either like Santa Claus or an angry parent, that’s FINE – whatever keeps you in line! I do NOT believe in HELL or the DEVIL and yes, I believe that in some way I will be rewarded for being kind to animals! YOU do NOT have ANY RIGHT to tell ANYBODY what they should believe. Have a NICE DAY!”
HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE!
Puking their self-righteous bullshit all over unsuspecting people in the supermarket!
At every chance, I will pick UP that puke and throw it back in their faces!
